December 2010
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That awkward moment when you're talking and you...
something-there:
So then your voice just kind of fades out mid-sentence and you pretend you never said anything.
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OH! And look who's sitting in their room now, "not...
You. Well we all know that’s because your Slave Master isn’t here to tell you to study for her finals, or write her papers. It must suck to have no friends whatsoever. Your sister probably doesn’t even like you. Bahahahahahahahahahah!
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Snuggies are for 5 year olds or people who are really fucking stupid.
Wow, applies to you perfectly, doesn’t it?
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it amazes me that I wasted my precious breath
On you. It really does, usually I’m smarter than this and know when not to waste my time on someone as pathetic as you, but honestly, you set yourself up for it, and I clearly couldn’t help myself. You really shouldn’t blame others for your insecurities, lack of confidence, lack of knowledge, lack of people skills, and lack of anything else a NORMAL adolescent/maturing adult...
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Dear roommate who's a dumb fucking cunt
I guess you forgot that it’s FINALS week, and that means your supposed to study. You clearly don’t understand that considering that you failed your science final, and of course your sister did as well, considering her grade is dependent on you. Guess you didn’t study enough for the both of you, huh? Mommy and Daddy are surely going to yell at you, tisk tisk little minion. Hmm, I...
FUCKING GROSS
I cannot express to anyone how fucking glad I am going to be when I can get the FUCK out of this room, and never see this disgusting shit again. If only time went by quicker. My roommate is pure disgusting shit. I cannot wait until I don’t have to see her anymore.
A Chanel Christmas!
So this Christmas, I’ve been really unsure of what to ask for. I’ve been so blessed these last few months, that I really can’t think of anything I want or anything to ask for.
HOWEVER earlier today, I came up with a fabulous idea! Chanel! You cannot go wrong with Chanel. And while I cannot afford their 1,000+ bags, I decided to take a different route, and go with a Chanel...
I can't get this out of my head...
“you guys aren’t really boyfriend and girlfriend if you’re 500 miles away!!”